This passage from “The Glivenko-Cantelli problem, ten years later” by Michel Talagrand (J. Theoretical Probability, vol. 9, no. 2, pp. 371-384, 1996) will most likely be remembered forever as the best example of wry self-deprecating wit in an academic paper:
Over 10 years ago I wrote a paper that describes in great detail Glivenko-Cantelli classes. Despite the fact that Glivenko-Cantelli classes are certainly natural and important, this paper apparently has not been understood. The two main likely reasons are that the proofs are genuinely difficult; and that the paper displays bad taste of monumental proportion, in the sense that a lot of energy is devoted to extremely arcane measurability questions, which increases the difficulty of the proofs even more.